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[justchords]

Apollo Justice

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11/7!

[pronounces]

apochin!

you left your laptop charger in the lobby. it's behind the RA desk...text me when you get the chance.

also!!
what are your thanksgiving plans? U(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)U

[justchords]

that's where it is!! thanks, nazuna, i've been looking for it

i don't have any, i was debating between finally taking a day off, or maybe studying at the library when it'll be quiet

[pronounces]

nooo problem.
hmm
are you a good cook?
or, really good at following directions? :3c

[justchords]

well, i'm trying to be a lawyer, so i hope i'm able to follow procedure, no matter how pointless

but yeah i'm an average cook. why?

[pronounces]

i'm thinking about hosting a thanksgiving dinner for the dorms.
since a lot of people can't go home!
and i need helpers ~ and lots of them!!
can i trust you to help me get some food on the table?

[justchords]

really? you want me to come? i can't do anything fancy,
just some simple vegetable dishes and maybe stuffing. i have a friend who's great at baking,
so i could get a pie. but that's all i can do

[pronounces]

that'd be great!
i mostly just need help with prep, and setting the table.
i don't know how many people are going to come, but i think the nito family table had like...
fifty people last year!
so i'm used to cooking for lots of people but
i need manpower! U(⁎˃ᆺ˂)U

[justchords]

fifty? that's a little more than what i'm used to
but i'll gladly help with that
you can count on me nazuna
（ฅ＾・ﻌ・＾）ฅ

[pronounces]

there's a joke in my family that our last name's literal
ni-to means two rabbits... and we tend to multiply, hahaha

then, good!! i'm excited! it should be lots of fun--make sure you invite anyone you can, okay? ♥

[justchords]

i mean with a family as big as yours, it does make a lot of sense

are you sure it won't be too much? i don't want to bring too many people and overwhelm you

[pronounces]

i don't think you could overwhelm me if you tried! (๑و•̀ω•́)و
the more people that show up, the better.

[justchords]

you sure are prepared to feed an entire army, aren't you? never underestimate big brothers

[pronounces]

i'm sure you knew that long before now ♪

[justchords]

i've especially learned not to underestimate you in particular. sometimes i think you're a force of nature

[pronounces]

that's right! i'll take it as a compliment.
niichan doesn't mess around (๑و•̀ω•́)و

[justchords]

believe me, that was nothing but a compliment

and i'm still older

[ascatic]

Hello.

Have you fixed it yet?

[justchords]

(there is a long, tired sigh that can be heard across the city.)

can you taste your tea

[ascatic]

No.

But that is the least of your worries.

[ not HIS worries btw ]

Tell me, Apollo. Can I pursue litigation against those who are responsible for the death of my sense of taste?

[ at least in the future there is... uh, grain related taste ]

[justchords]

okay i am required to tell you that i am not an actual lawyer who has passed the bar exam so you cannot take my word as law

but also speaking as someone who's been dealing with this shit for a couple months, you could TRY,
but it's not very likely anything would come of it, this company just seems way too powerful

[ascatic]

Right, right. Disclosure and what not.

What else can you suggest? A flash mob? Bribery? Blackmail? Destruction of property? An angry letter?

[justchords]

okay, well, considering most of those options are ILLEGAL, i would highly recommend you avoid them

normally a company has to respond if they have enough consumers expressing distress and dislike over a product, or they risk losing business. but considering this company is far from normal, reaching out to the community most affected by this and maybe leading some sort of protest might work

[ascatic]

Things are only illegal if you are caught doing them, correct?

... from what I understand, this company is more or less able to control many things. I do not know if simple protest would get their attention.

Alternatively, how about sending in a spy or a ninja? Or a pirate?

[justchords]

no, they're still illegal just because you think no one can see you!

hey, peaceful protests changed a ton of things in history, the least you could do is try it out. the community is pissed off enough

i don't even know how to respond to that. none of those are reasonable options in any form

[ascatic]

I believe brainstorming is at its most effective when proposing ideas. Even if they are not the most suitable or realistic.

But yes. I will have to think about it. Perhaps a small coalition of business owners would get their minds to change when it comes to things regarding the sense of taste.

Anyway.

Thank you for your help, even if it is not the kind I was expecting.