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[ascatic]

Right, right. Disclosure and what not.

What else can you suggest? A flash mob? Bribery? Blackmail? Destruction of property? An angry letter?

[justchords]

okay, well, considering most of those options are ILLEGAL, i would highly recommend you avoid them

normally a company has to respond if they have enough consumers expressing distress and dislike over a product, or they risk losing business. but considering this company is far from normal, reaching out to the community most affected by this and maybe leading some sort of protest might work

[ascatic]

Things are only illegal if you are caught doing them, correct?

... from what I understand, this company is more or less able to control many things. I do not know if simple protest would get their attention.

Alternatively, how about sending in a spy or a ninja? Or a pirate?

[justchords]

no, they're still illegal just because you think no one can see you!

hey, peaceful protests changed a ton of things in history, the least you could do is try it out. the community is pissed off enough

i don't even know how to respond to that. none of those are reasonable options in any form

[ascatic]

I believe brainstorming is at its most effective when proposing ideas. Even if they are not the most suitable or realistic.

But yes. I will have to think about it. Perhaps a small coalition of business owners would get their minds to change when it comes to things regarding the sense of taste.

Anyway.

Thank you for your help, even if it is not the kind I was expecting.

[justchords]

so long as you stick to brainstorming and don't actually do anything illegal

something like losing our sense of taste is bound to hit tons of business overs across the city, i think you'll be able to form a pretty large group. and if nothing else, you can at least annoy the hell out of these assholes

glad i could help, mr. leon. just please don't break the law

[ascatic]

I will not break the law.

I would hate for any paper trail to lead back to you when they inevitably trace my connections.

See you at your next shift!

[justchords]

i'll be holding you to that

see you later mr. leon